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 Post subject: Re: coffee and one liner jokes
PostPosted: Mon May 17, 2010 1:19 am 
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Why did the guy call his wife "The Breathalyzer"

Because thats the what he blows into when hes drunk


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 Post subject: Re: coffee and one liner jokes
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my favorite joke of all time.

What did the duck say after he bought lipstick?




















put it on my bill.


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 Post subject: Re: coffee and one liner jokes
PostPosted: Mon May 24, 2010 5:27 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: coffee and one liner jokes
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 Post subject: Re: coffee and one liner jokes
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Why were the little strawberries upset? They were in a jam.

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 Post subject: Re: coffee and one liner jokes
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 Post subject: Re: coffee and one liner jokes
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 Post subject: Re: coffee and one liner jokes
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The night before this guy's wedding he goes over to his fiance's house.
No one is home, except for the younger sister.
Shes all done up in a miniskirt looking hot as fuck.
She invites him up to the bedroom.
He follows.
He comes running back down out to his car. Only to find his fiance and his future father and mother in law out in he front yard.
"Hoorah, congratulations, you passed the test." They say
Now the moral of this story folks is to always keep your condoms in ur glovebox.


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 Post subject: Re: coffee and one liner jokes
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BUMP. It's Monday and I'm hatin' it... anyone got any good jokes?

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 Post subject: Re: coffee and one liner jokes
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at a recent screening the projector broke and the mc asked if anybody had any jokes to kill time.

a woman eagerly stood up and told this joke:

how do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
you suck its dick.

nobody told any jokes after that -

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 Post subject: Re: coffee and one liner jokes
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 Post subject: Re: coffee and one liner jokes
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I dunno if I told this one earlier, but, why do methheads always fuck doggystyle?

So they can both peer out the blinds together.


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 Post subject: Re: coffee and one liner jokes
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A guy like me asks and answers his own questions.


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Oh, well it's really nice.


What's the difference between a shit and a fart?

I don't know either, but I've been compiling a lot of data.


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He's gonna expand the NBA to 32,000 teams

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 Post subject: Re: coffee and one liner jokes
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Leading cause of pedophilia - sexy ass kids.

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 Post subject: Re: coffee and one liner jokes
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scale of 1 to 10...how old is [was] michael jacksons boyfriend?


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 Post subject: Re: coffee and one liner jokes
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a dictator.

what do you call a roman with hair in his teeth?

gladiator.

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 Post subject: Re: coffee and one liner jokes
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 Post subject: Re: coffee and one liner jokes
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why can't ghosts have babies?

bc they have halloweenies

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 Post subject: Re: coffee and one liner jokes
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Hand them a used tampon and ask "which period is this from?"


Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because he heard the referee was blowing fowls.


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how did they know princess diana had dandruff?

they found her head and shoulders in the glovebox


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 Post subject: Re: coffee and one liner jokes
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so a brunette comes home in the morning and her blonde roommate says "where were you last night"(wink wink nudge nudge). and the brunette says "omg i fucked a brazilian last night!" the blonde says "holy shit, how many is that?" buddump shhhhhh

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 Post subject: Re: coffee and one liner jokes
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So two dudes are hanging out on a back porch. They look and see a dog in the yard, feverishly licking to clean his dick. The one guy goes to the other "hey man, I wish I could do that!" and the other man responds "I bet if you pet his belly he'll let you".


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 Post subject: Re: coffee and one liner jokes
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A reporter asks Bill Clinton, "How's Hillary's head?"
Bill replied, "Well, she's no Monica."

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 Post subject: Re: coffee and one liner jokes
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What's the hardest part about a threesome?

Watching your parents have sex.


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